Another boozy one

Top speed of 58

I am now looking for BUD 15T

H-hello G-gals!

In central London? It's old Wooster! What Ho, Bertie!

'Affected or pretentious', the dictionary says

Yes, officer, it's just a joke

Lenny Bruce's old plate

So clean it

Not what you want to see parked on Harley Street

A slight mis-spelling

Why would I do that, Jim?

Let's hop not

No, you're not

Spotted outside a West London Health Club. Typical miners' hangout.

Did mummy buy the car?

When you're behind me ...

In PlateSpeak this means 'fat girl'. A present from an ex-boyfriend perhaps?

There are boastful male numberplates, and then there's...

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No, it's our kerb

Yourself, or others?

Parked outside the school gates, too

What an unfortunate numberplate

Wonder what 'F' stands for?

Pretentious?

His other car is called HIT YU

Richly deserved (I assume KX = Kicks)

no self-respect

Pronounced "Bossed"

Worthy of Frasier himself

Live sad ...

Say it aloud, and 'ew' get the message

Can this mean 'lazy arse'?

Yes, it was a German car

As if Baby On Board wasn't bad enough

Gone to pot? Or (God help us) G spot?

A failed (Yorkshire) venture capitalist, perhaps?

Explains how he bought the car

Kate fancies herself

Engine sounds a bit puny

If DNC means 'dunce', the answer is 'Yes'

Isn't there an N missing?

The sound of it drinking petrol

Pete Doherty again?

Message to traffic police: I am very keen on white wine

Ideal for drive-by shootings

Ooh, yes please

Hello sailor

A rare poetic touch

Get ready for road rage